Hey fan girls! Here’s your chance to seduce the legendary Nikolai Fraiture

by Eric Van Dril · 78 comments

To help raise money for New York City Public School PS 41, Nikolai Fraiture is auctioning off a personal bass lesson.

Two things. First, how the hell is the value of one bass lesson with Nikolai $2,750? I mean, it would be cool to meet Nikolai and spend an hour hanging out with him, but would I pay a quarter of $2,750? No way.

Also, this is a neat, thoughtful way for Niko to raise money for a cause he clearly cares about. But it’s also a prime opportunity for a fan girl out there — maybe you just came into some bat mitzvah money or your foot was run over by a FedEx truck — to meet Nikolai and try to seduce him. Sure he has a wife and a kid, but do those two love The Strokes as much as you? I doubt it.

If you’re interested in bidding, click here.

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