‘Comedown Machine’ will be released on March 25 (in the UK) and March 26 (in the US)

by Eric Van Dril on January 30, 2013 · 336 comments

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The Strokes’ fifth album, Comedown Machine, will be released on March 26.

This is the album art…

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So, if you’re not a regular reader of this site, here’s what we know so far.

-One Way Trigger is out.
-All The Time, the band’s first single, debuts on Feb. 12 on Zane Lowe’s BBC program.
-The new record is out in a little less than two months from now.

For a band that went under a rock for five years, I’d say two years between albums four and five is rather exciting and unexpected, no?

{ 336 comments… read them below or add one }

251 Matt February 3, 2013 at 7:24 pm

Ugh… Disappointed in you 49ers!

252 the modern age February 3, 2013 at 7:35 pm

@Brian, I’m from Baltimore. Very happy tonight so far :)
@I Can’t Win, you’re right about Ray Lewis.

253 the modern age February 3, 2013 at 7:36 pm

My link disappeared. Damn phone.

254 I Can't Win February 3, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Anyone else less than impressed by Beyonce’s halftime show? I know this band called The Strokes that probably could have done much better…

255 the modern age February 3, 2013 at 9:04 pm

@I Can’t Win, Yeah that would have been awesome :) Badass Juicebox and HIAC to start. Beyonce served her purpose though- sexy flashy dancy entertainment. I liked it for the occasion.

256 Annie 1251 February 3, 2013 at 9:04 pm

@ICW
I swear – I was watching her “show”, and picturing TS there instead, and just thinking how much more fun it would have been if it had been them…..

How did our society get so screwed up that THAT is what is “popular”? Not a musician in sight! At least, not one that was really playing an instrument!

I started thinking of all the old Big Band leaders from years ago and all the old Blues guitar players and I’ll bet they are all just turning in their graves….

WHOSE CULTURE IS THIS AND DOES ANYBODY KNOW

Well said, Mr. Casablancas.

257 Annie 1251 February 3, 2013 at 9:07 pm

@MA
Proud of the Ravens tho! :)

258 the modern age February 3, 2013 at 9:08 pm

@Annie, I don’t get it either. Justin Beiber singing at the VS fashion show w/Albert sitting in the audience. ???

259 the modern age February 3, 2013 at 9:09 pm

@Annie, yes thanks :)

260 Annie 1251 February 3, 2013 at 9:24 pm

@MA
JB – Your musical nemesis, lol! For crying out loud! What kind of world are we living in when someone as talented as Albert has to sit and watch someone like JB doing the performing? yeeeesshh!!

but really – Congrats on your team! You must be thrilled! :)

261 Annie 1251 February 3, 2013 at 9:32 pm

@Anth
Thanks for posting that EW quote- I hadn’t seen it. I am so glad they gave it a B+!
and I liked when they called them “suspiciously upbeat synths” lol.
I can’t wait to hear the rest of this album!

262 I Can't Win February 3, 2013 at 10:16 pm

Or if they for some reason they don’t think The Strokes would provide enough star power, they could do a combo performance like they were doing for awhile before the “Janet Jackson thing”. Since NFL fans seem so fond of “Seven Nation Army”, maybe next years halftime show could consist of a Strokes/Jack White collaboration (which would be about the coolest thing ever).

263 LillySu February 3, 2013 at 11:21 pm

@ICW, that would be heaven on earth!

264 "stroked" February 4, 2013 at 1:03 am

I’ll get my Comedown Machine copy on March 22 – thats heaven on earth ;)

Somebody else from Germany here?

265 Wolfsie February 4, 2013 at 4:44 am

@stroked
You’re so lucky! I’m in France and the Sony site says 25.3. I saw that Australia has a release of 22.3 too. I guess this means we’ll all be able to hear it early if someone puts it on YouTube!

266 Brian Wallace February 4, 2013 at 7:21 am

If the Strokes were ever to play a Super Bowl halftime show it would be next year. The game’s in New York (well, technically New Jersey.)

Brian

267 Acombs1793 February 4, 2013 at 9:08 am

Lets start a petition, the strokes, the white stripes and the hives for the next Super Bowl. It’s like a rock and roll firecracker ready to explode.

268 the modern age February 4, 2013 at 9:21 am

@everyone talking about TS collaborations at the Super Bowl. Yes yes yes yes yes, and I would love Jack White there as well. When they did their MSG thing together it was amazing. Like I said, Beyonce served her purpose, but there’s a reason I watched her for 5 minutes and then chose that point in the night to leave the bar and go pick up my kid. If it had been TS, the babysitter wouldn’t have gotten off so easy.

@Acombs1793, “It’s like a rock and roll firecracker ready to explode.” LOVE

@”stroked” & Wolfsie, Don’t you love how we can’t have any possible delay in obtaining the new record? That’s why I was a sucker and pre-ordered. I don’t care, I want it asap :)

@Annie, #260 I KNOW.

269 Brian Wallace February 4, 2013 at 10:32 am

I went to the Ravens/Colts playoff game in Baltimore four weeks ago. What’s funny is both Baltimore teams (Orioles and Ravens) have really adopted the “Seven Nation Army” riff as a terrace anthem at games. A lot of OTHER teams do, too but I even heard it during the Super Bowl. So Jack White would have a chorus if he plays half-time next year and the Ravens go back.

No insult but the battle of rock bands COULD work but they’d have to have a HUGE popular band right now for it to work. Like Mumford and Sons.

Brian

270 "stroked" February 4, 2013 at 10:37 am

@the modern age
you’re right! asap! :)

I think there might be a possibility that we get a leak before the official release (like in the past with Angles)!

271 Acombs1793 February 4, 2013 at 10:42 am

I really recommend everyone to give a listen to “tyranosaurus hives” by The Hives, IMHO it’s one of the most underrated, overlooked album of the past decade. Nothing’s screams rock like fast guitar and the howling pelle amvquist.

272 the modern age February 4, 2013 at 11:10 am

@Brian, That must have been a fun game! I don’t know if you share my hatred for Indianapolis (sorry to any Colts fans) but that was one exciting night for us. You’re so right about 7NA (people were saying Baltimore was being obnoxious about that last nite btw, but w/e) You know, all the Ravens and Orioles games I’ve been to since that trend started were full of fans who ONLY knew the chorus… So I agree about needing another “popular” band in there.

@”stroked”, Really?? I am so hoping you’re right! Believe me, I’m thankful for ATT next week (NEXT WEEK!!) but March 26 seems like a long way away. The anticipation is killing me, but fun and exciting at the same time.

@Acombs1793, Thanks for the recommendation!

273 but julian i'm a little bit older than you February 4, 2013 at 1:38 pm

When does everyone think we will start hearing about a potential tour?
I’m reallllllllly hoping they make their way to Toronto or Mtl …it has been a while…

274 thestrokesonfire February 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm

Thank you sooo sooo much for ths website. I cant get enough of it and thanks you for letting us know when the next single is coming out! very excited…and i hope to God they come to St.Louis this year!

275 thestrokesonfire February 4, 2013 at 2:17 pm

The Strokes playing The halftime show at next year’s Superbowl is like thinking man can breath in space.It will never happen,thank God.

276 Rick February 4, 2013 at 2:19 pm

@Acombs1793 Actually, remember that thing MTV did in ’02, “The The” bands celebration? The White Stripes and Hives both performed. The Strokes were invited to perform but they didn’t because they thought it was lame. The Strokes never received much airplay from MTV after that.

277 thestrokesonfire February 4, 2013 at 2:33 pm

I was just thinking about The Door’s and how much people and the band bitched about how long it took to record The Soft Parade because of Jim’s drinking,etc etc..,something like 9 months or a bit longer. Then i think of The Strokes and taking 5 fucking years. That was longer a time then The Doors actually were together playing their albums live,…funny thought.

278 Dracula's Lunch February 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm

thestrokesonfire…spends their time on a Strokes fans comment section, to talk shit on The Strokes…
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4chg5gE71qgd2ui.gif

If you hate The Strokes so much I have another site you should check out.
http://www.thebump.com/

279 the modern age February 4, 2013 at 2:42 pm

@Dracula’s Lunch, Perfect timing as always :)

280 Adam February 4, 2013 at 2:43 pm

@rick
Yeah thats true. this video i think

http://youtu.be/ER5UOrfdwsY

281 the modern age February 4, 2013 at 2:50 pm

@but julian i’m a little bit older than you, Someone was saying maybe that will be a question on the Zane Lowe interview next week?

282 but julian i'm a little bit older than you February 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm

@themodernage
Thanks..that makes perfect sense :) Here’s hoping …

283 Dallas February 4, 2013 at 3:08 pm

what about tracklisting too?

284 LillySu February 4, 2013 at 3:56 pm

Is someone from TS coming to London for that interview, or it will be over the phone?

@Dracula’s Lunch
Nice suggestions, as always! :)

285 Daniel February 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm

I though someone would have mentioned this by now, but what do you guys make of the bullet points on the cover /album art?

I’m usually not one to read into things like these, but I find them to be very curious.

286 TheTourist February 4, 2013 at 7:12 pm

Did someone just say JUSTIN B?!! Squeeeeeee!
This Gif PERFECTLY describes my feelings!!!!!!!!!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvldob6zHg1qff2ijo1_500.gif

287 Tommy Pickles February 4, 2013 at 8:31 pm

@Daniel, I don’t think there is that much to the bullets. It’s just there for aesthetic purposes and to continue with the “Vintage RCA album” look.

288 Matt February 4, 2013 at 9:10 pm

I don’t think thestrokesonfire is talking shit on The Strokes. It sounds like you mistook what he thought was making conversation. If he were talking shit, it’d be more like:

“lol the storks suck shit. their new song is shit. go back to being shit the strikes. you guys are shit to like the stropes tooo lel”

289 Tommy Pickles February 4, 2013 at 11:26 pm

Im kinda surprised The Strokes aren’t gonna be at Sasquatch this year. Maybe they aren’t playing that many festivals this album

290 randomguy February 4, 2013 at 11:28 pm

@Matt
I’ve never really seen a comment of someone talking shit about The Strokes, proves how awesome this band is.
@Errybody
Has anyone seen some comments of people talking shit about the Strokes? Doesn’t matter if they’re poorly written by people who are like “#HASHTAGYOLOSWAG” or are perfectly crafted arguments that are still wrong

291 Wolfsie February 5, 2013 at 2:15 am

@tommy pickles
Yep and they also announced the second headliner for Reading and Leeds and it wasn’t TS. I’m wondering if the lack of festival news is good news for a proper tour. Just hoping Zane Lowe asks about this next Tuesday!

292 mateja February 5, 2013 at 5:03 am

Not sure if it’s true, but an english not very famous magazine said they were listening the new Strokes album. If that’s is actually true, and a magazine like that (not Rolling Stone, not NME) has already the album in his hands, we can be sure that Comedown Machine is going to see the light before march 26.

293 mateja February 5, 2013 at 5:11 am

Yep, apparently they’re already delivering it to some newsrooms.

Niall Doherty ‏@NiallMDoherty
The new Strokes album is very good. It’s *very* ’80s. They sound like they’re having fun. Might they even be talking to each other now?

That guy is the Q Magazine editor. He said is better than Angles.

Summarizing: It seems that these days we’re going to have some preliminaries reviews and more hints about the style of each song. I also think this will leak long before the release date

294 the modern age February 5, 2013 at 5:29 am

@mateja, Great! I’ve had a feeling it will be better than Angles, so it’s nice to hear someone else say that already. But I’m also a big 80s music lover as it is.

295 mateja February 5, 2013 at 5:30 am

this guy @ben_homewood is also listening it..

the new strokes album is so interesting to listen to

ulian is so debonair and sexy, even the bit that sounds like in for the kill is good and the songs are very attention grabbing

the last song would sound good if you listened to it while snogging someone, perhaps in a quaint coastal tea room

it’s really romantic and sounds like the olden days

296 the modern age February 5, 2013 at 5:33 am

Isn’t Q Magazine the one that published that terrible interview exploiting TS drama before they even had a chance to make their comeback? Hopefully the media will knock that off this time, b/c that wasn’t a good way to start things for them in 2011. I’m hoping everything will be better this time around.

297 the modern age February 5, 2013 at 5:35 am

I just saw your #295. Wonderful news :)

298 ANINIOIOI February 5, 2013 at 5:36 am

@mateja niiiiiice

299 the modern age February 5, 2013 at 5:37 am

Thanks for posting that mateja!

300 mateja February 5, 2013 at 5:41 am

#278

He/she wasn’t talking shit about anybody. Relax, boy/girl….

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